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Reel Views, Review

Forbidden Fruits

The campy supernatural tale Forbidden Fruits is, as I’m told the kids say, a lot. Adapted from the 2019 Lily Houghton play *big breath* Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die, the big-screen treatment opts for a snappier title but maintains the verbose spirit of the source material. The snarky screenplay, co-written by Houghton with director Meredith Alloway, is littered with allusions to female-facing millennial mainstays like The Devil Wears Prada and Mean Girls. That the film’s narrative so obviously mirrors the latter at the outset seems to be by design, luring us in with a familiar story of yore to develop into something more dangerous and deadly. While it never reaches the subversiveness of titles like Heathers or The Virgin Suicides, it’s a pastiche ripe with themes about how hard it can be for young women to stick together.

Forbidden Fruits takes place almost entirely within the confines of fictional Texas shopping center Highland Place Mall, where the supercilious Apple (Lili Reinhart) and her fellow Free Eden employees Cherry (Victoria Pedretti) and Fig (Alexandra Shipp) rule the roost. When they arrive at the food court, other mall workers scurry to leave them at what now becomes the popular kids’ table. It doesn’t quite scare off Pumpkin (Lola Tung), a new hire at the Auntie Anne’s fill-in Sister Salt’s, who offers them pretzel bite samples and piques their interest in the process. Pumpkin subsequently applies to work at their Urban Outfitters-like store and when she passes the interview with flying colors, she not only joins their clique but also their secret coven, where they perform rituals in the basement of Free Eden after-hours.

It’s when things get witchy — and a word that rhymes with “witchy” — that feminist fable Forbidden Fruits feels free to let its freak flag fly. Once Pumpkin is in the group, she discovers how controlling Apple is over Cherry and Fig’s lives, blocking off their personal calendars for them and casually lobbing barbs like, “that’s another unattractive quality we need to work on.” She also learns of a hex that befell ex-employee Pickle (Emma Chamberlain), so catatonic as a result of the witch’s curse that she’s seen literally banging her head against windows of outlets in the mall. There’s obviously something rotten at the root of this supposed paradise atop Apple’s guise of sisterhood and the more time Pumpkin spends with the trio, the more resolved she feels to expose the extent of the performative friendship they have in place.

Diablo Cody, who penned high school-set comedies Juno and Jennifer’s Body, serves as executive producer here and it’s fair to say that if she had written a reboot 30 years removed from The Craft, it could’ve come out very similarly to Forbidden Fruits. Even though this movie is seemingly set in the present day, it certainly maintains the late-aughts veneer of Cody’s most notable efforts; depicting a shopping mall as bustling in 2026 is arguably more anachronistic than featuring smartphones in a film set 20 years ago. What feels fresh in this film is how it angles against Apple’s brand of false feminism, wherein she can assert poisonous control over her friends’ lives by labelling any male interloper as part of the patriarchy. She feels so threatened by the suggestion that these ladies talk through their feelings at therapy that she forces them to confess their sins to the spirit of “ultimate femme martyr” Marilyn Monroe in a designated dressing room.

It may be too much to ask Forbidden Fruits to be more of anything but I wish it had committed to the edginess of its very first scene — involving a hot latte and a lecherous man’s crotch — in its storytelling. Meredith Alloway also delays the peripheral horror trappings to the degree that the violent final 20 minutes and mid-credit scene almost feel like they belong in a different movie. But the film’s more crucial aspect is the satirical heightened reality that she and her quartet of young actresses establish before the conclusion. Everyone here is on the same page aesthetically and tonally, down to Lili Reinhart’s ostentatious amber wig that seems to have been snatched from Nicole Kidman’s character in Practical Magic. Just as fashion is never finished, films like Forbidden Fruits about women navigating the tricky territory of burgeoning bonds will always be en vogue.

Score – 3.5/5

New movies coming this weekend:
Beginning in theaters on Wednesday is The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, an animated adventure starring Chris Pratt and Anya Taylor-Joy, continuing the saga of the Super Mario Bros as they team up with Yoshi and Princess Rosalina to take on Bowser’s son Bowser Jr.
Also coming to theaters is The Drama, a black comedy starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson, in which a couple’s relationship is shaken days before their wedding when one partner discovers unsettling truths about the other.
Premiering on Hulu is Pizza Movie, a college comedy starring Gaten Matarazzo and Sean Giambrone, following a pair of psychoactively-inhibited students who face an unexpectedly epic journey when they must navigate two flights of stairs to retrieve their pizza delivery.

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Reel Views, Review

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

Though directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett collectively go by the pseudonym Radio Silence, they’ve been anything but silent in the world of horror over the past several years. Since breaking out with Ready Or Not in 2019, the pair have gone on to helm two films in the Scream franchise and even dabbled in Dracula lore with Abigail in 2024. Now the duo follow up their breakthrough with Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come, a sequel that follows the mold of upping the stakes of its predecessor while attempting to replicate the surprise factor of the original as well. This one succeeds more in the former camp than the latter but with another game cast and bloody fun setpieces, it’s another winner from two filmmakers who simply know how to have a good time within this genre.

We’re reintroduced to Grace (Samara Weaving) moments after her hellish night of hide-and-seek with the devil-worshipping Le Domas family inside their opulent mansion. When she arrives at the hospital, her estranged sister Faith (Kathryn Newton) reluctantly appears as her emergency contact and Grace does her best to explain the insane events of the prior movie. All the while, members of the uber-wealthy cabal known as the High Council are notified of the Le Domas massacre, triggering a mad scramble for power. Grace and Faith are kidnapped and awakened by an unnamed lawyer (Elijah Wood) working on behalf of the demon Le Bail, who informs them of a new “game” that Grace’s survival has now put into motion. Since the “High Seat” of the Council is now vacant, members from the four remaining families must hunt down Grace to claim the top position within the ultra-powerful committee.

On the villain side of things, we spend the most time getting to know the Danforth family, represented by twin siblings Ursula (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Titus (Shawn Hatosy). Though their relationship isn’t quite as complex as the one between the miserable — and miserably rich — step-siblings in the Gellar-starring lark Cruel Intentions, it’s enough to say they don’t see eye-to-eye. Among the other armed-to-the-teeth participants in the deadly play for world domination are bloodthirsty billionaires played by Néstor Carbonell and Olivia Cheng. Their attire isn’t much different from how they would dress for a day of stag hunting or skeet shooting, fashion that could be dubbed “preppy tactical”. It underscores a key difference between Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come and its predecessor, which is the more expansive setting of a vacated mountain resort compared to the confines of the Le Domas manor.

One aspect of Ready Or Not that’s not possible to replicate in this follow-up is the transition of Grace’s character from doe-eyed bride-to-be to shotgun-wielding warrior. The sequel’s stand-in for character development is her strained relationship with Faith, who’s 3 years younger than Grace and resentful of what she perceives as an abandonment years prior. At the commencement of the “game”, the two wake up handcuffed to one another and while they’re on the run from their captors, they begrudgingly make up for lost time, despite the dire circumstances. Faith calls Grace out for marrying into an affluent family just for what Faith perceives as a status bump but Grace says she’s not much better for shacking up with a “finance bro” on the west side of Manhattan. Radio Silence regulars Weaving and Newton are a perfect fit for bickering sisters who have learned to take what’s theirs in a world that hasn’t dealt either of them the best hands.

But when it comes to these two action-heavy horror comedies, the main “hands” that matter are the fisticuffs in the combat between the unwitting “hide-and-seek” participants and their hunters. Like Ready Or Not, this successor features showdowns that make entertaining use out of antiquated weapons and rich folks who aren’t as prepared in close-quarters contact as they should be. The most memorable scenes of conflict this time feature locations like the washing machine area of the resort and the dance floor of an abandoned wedding reception, the latter set to a too-familiar needle drop. Thanks to other eat-the-rich romps like The Menu and Saltburn that its predecessor spawned 7 years ago, Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come doesn’t have the same bite as a satire but still delivers on gory delights.

Score – 3/5

New movies coming this weekend:
Playing in theaters is They Will Kill You, an action comedy starring Zazie Beetz and Tom Felton, about a young housekeeper who takes a job in a New York City high-rise, not realizing she is entering a community that has seen a number of disappearances over the years.
Also coming to theaters is Forbidden Fruits, a horror comedy starring Lili Reinhart and Lola Tung, following a secret witch cult run in the basement of the mall store after hours as their newest member challenges their performative sisterhood.
Streaming on Hulu is Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice, a sci-fi comedy starring Vince Vaughn and James Marsden, in which two friends navigate the dangerous world of organized crime, testing their loyalty and survival skills as they get deeper into the criminal underworld.

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Project Hail Mary

When Ridley Scott accepted the Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture – Musical Or Comedy ten years ago for his adaptation of the Andy Weir novel The Martian, he almost immediately blurted out, “Comedy?” with a quizzical hand turned upward. If directing duo Phil Lord and Christopher Miller should happen to win for Project Hail Mary, their take on another Andy Weir novel about an astronaut stranded in space, it’s unlikely they’ll be as bemused by the categorization. The protagonists of both tales certainly use smart aleck humor to deflect from their dire situations, but the newest of the two space epics has both a mirthful touch and sense of wonder in its storytelling that make it a lighter lift. The film gets off to a slow start but once it hits ignition, it’s a joyous sci-fi spectacle that counts as a high point for the cinematic year so far.

Project Hail Mary centers on Dr. Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling), a middle school science teacher whose PhD in molecular biology makes him uniquely qualified for a top-secret space mission. He’s visited by government higher-up Eva Stratt (Sandra Hüller), who needs help understanding the “astrophage” material that is slowly eating away at our sun. Initially, Grace’s work is intended to be here on Earth but when the team discovers a line near Venus filled with the nefarious particles, the decision is made to put Grace on board with Hail Mary crew members Yáo (Ken Leung) and Olesya (Milana Vayntrub). Sadly, he’s the only one to wake up on the spacecraft when it finally arrives at the destination and Grace has to do his best impression of an astronaut while attempting to save the galaxy from a solar extinction.

It sounds like as much — if not even more so — of a bummer than The Martian on its face but the secret to the levity behind Project Hail Mary is that Grace gets by with a little help from his extraterrestrial friends. The appearance and nature of the alien life is best for audiences to discover on their own, but once that element is introduced into the story, the movie moves in the direction of a cosmos-set buddy comedy. Drew Goddard’s script balances the scientific jibber-jabber with humor that stems from Grace trying to bridge the communication gap with his new interstellar cohort. Ryan Gosling is effortlessly engaging even on his own but his game is elevated by the exceptional work of James Ortiz, who voices the creature Grace encounters in his journey. Chief among their hilarious exchanges is one invoking a fist bump to celebrate a win, which I assume comes from Andy Weir’s original text but registers as an instant classic regardless.

While co-director Chris Miller stated earlier this month that Project Hail Mary doesn’t have any green screen shots, the movie obviously utilizes visual effects heavily to depict its outer space settings. But the production design of the Hail Mary ship itself is immaculate, a fully-realized interior down to every last control panel light blinking peril at the stand-in space traveller. Everything outside the windows of the spacecraft is breathtaking to behold as well, whether it’s luminous planets suspended in the vast darkness or stars whizzing past at impossible speeds. Blockbuster filmmaking doesn’t get much more exhilarating than the scene above the moon of Tau Ceti, with Grace dangling precariously by a wire to collect material for an experiment. As the title of the film suggests, this mission is humanity’s last shot to save itself from catastrophe and watching our hero lay it all out on the line is why we return to the movies.

Besides The Martian as an obvious point of reference, Project Hail Mary readily recalls exemplars of the science fiction genre like Arrival, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind and 2001: A Space Odyssey, among others. It may not live quite up to the standard set by those classics but it’s certainly an improvement on Spaceman, the Netflix clunker from a couple years ago with a similar premise. Lord and Miller, perhaps best known for producing the animated Spider-Verse franchise, continue to excel at synthesizing their influences into pop confections that don’t jettison their braininess along the way. At 156 minutes, the editing isn’t as judicious as it could’ve been and the storyline has a few different spots that would’ve properly sufficed as a fitting endpoint. But this film’s canvas and candor is so optimistic and open-hearted that it’s easy for me to overlook even its most apparent flaws.

Score – 4/5

More new movies coming this weekend:
Playing in theaters is Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, a comedy horror sequel starring Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton, in which the sole survivor of a brutal “game” that resulted in the deaths of her husband and in-laws is forced to participate in a new deadlier game.
Also coming to theaters is The Pout-Pout Fish, an animated fantasy comedy starring Nick Offerman and Nina Oyama, which follows two aquatic misfits as they embark on an impossible journey to save their home.
Premiering on Netflix is Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man, a crime drama starring Cillian Murphy and Rebecca Ferguson, continuing the story of an infamous gangster as he returns to a bombed Birmingham in 1940 and becomes involved in secret wartime missions.

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Column, Midwest Film Journal

Kurt Response: The Thing

Originally posted on Midwest Film Journal

Released the same day as fellow sci-fi classic Blade Runner on June 25, 1982, The Thing may be the coldest movie to ever hit the summer box office. Not only is it set in Antarctica during the winter but the opening shots after the title card depict parka-clad Norwegians chasing an Alaskan Malamute across snowy vistas. But chillier interactions are taking place inside a US research station, where pilot R.J. MacReady (played by Kurt Russell) dips his hand in a bucket to grab ice for his glass of J&B. He’s about to beat the Chess Wizard computer with a move he’s so sure will ice the game, he even taunts the program, smirking, “Poor baby, you’re startin’ to lose it, aren’t ya?” When it responds with a checkmate move, he wastes no time pouring his chilled scotch over the motherboard and calling the Chess Wizard a “cheating bitch”. Ice cold.

Based on both the novella Who Goes There? and its adapted 1951 film The Thing From Another World, The Thing finds MacReady and his team up against something far scarier than a chess-competing computer. The Norwegian scientists trying to shoot the escaped dog end up crashing their helicopter and as a result, Dr. Copper (Richard Dysart) accompanies MacReady to their base to figure out what went wrong. Clark (Richard Masur), the American crew member in charge of their sled dogs, kennels the rogue Malamute and the crew is horrified when they find that the canine-appearing creature is not man’s best friend. An inspection of its flamethrower-charred remains leads biologist Blair (Wilford Brimley) to determine it’s an alien lifeform that can perfectly imitate other organisms. Paranoia grows as the team surmises that the extraterrestrial could have already assimilated into their group undetected.

When the villain of your story is a space monster that can replicate the appearance of any of the men trapped in an isolated outpost, director and horror maestro John Carpenter understands there needs to be one character on whom we can always rely. Kurt Russell wasn’t Carpenter’s first choice for the lead; in fact, several actors, including Nick Nolte and Jeff Bridges, were considered before Carpenter finally settled on Russell the day before filming. The pair had worked together twice before The Thing and Russell turned out to be the perfect choice for R.J. MacReady. A war vet who flew choppers in Vietnam, he becomes the team’s de facto leader who, despite getting upset losing to a computer in the opening, gradually embodies the “cooler heads prevail” ethos. To Russell’s chagrin, Carpenter insisted that MacReady wear a sombrero but it was Russell’s idea for MacReady to sport what’s become a legendary cinematic beard.

Look, there’s just no other way to say this: Kurt Russell’s hair in The Thing is nothing short of miraculous. Does it actually make sense that a helicopter pilot in an arctic research facility would be this well-groomed? No, not really. As someone who can’t grow a beard, am I jealous that Russell can grow one this luminous? Yes, yes I am. According to the DVD commentary track, it took the star almost a year to grow it out along with his slightly longer than usual hair. Whether it’s intentional or not, there are a couple wardrobe decisions (in addition to the aforementioned sombrero) that attempt to make MacReady not look like the coolest guy possible. While incinerating one of the “Thing” clones outside the base, MacReady wears clear lab goggles stretched over a hoodie working mightily to stifle his coiffed mane. But it doesn’t last long, as the frost gradually makes its way to the luscious hair on his face and atop his head.

Besides the impeccable hairstyling, one of the primary joys in watching Russell’s performance in The Thing is watching MacReady ascend from just one of the guys to the man in charge. He makes some risky moves along the way to prove his humanity but after he successfully talks station command Garry (Donald Moffat) and radio operator Windows (Thomas Waites) down from a standoff, MacReady becomes the most reliable of the bunch. Shortly after a speech where he establishes how he means to handle things moving forward, he records a message into a tape machine, in case nobody makes it out alive. “Nobody trusts anybody now,” he concedes, “And we’re all very tired.” In that crucial scene, one of the few where a character is alone with their thoughts, Russell has a resignation in his eyes that makes his heroics in the third act all the more impressive.

In addition to his work on-screen, Russell had a major contribution behind the scenes too, working with to Carpenter shore up an ending they both felt would work best serve the story. When the two reportedly weren’t satisfied with the original conclusion, which definitively proved that MacReady is still human after all, Russell reportedly wrote the last scene that appears in the film. It’s understandable why producers would want a horror movie marked by distrust and insecurity to leave audiences with a measure of relief as opposed to more uncertainty. But at the same time, closing on a conversation that percolates with fear of the unknown is the perfect send-off. Like Blade Runner, which was originally released with a studio-mandated “happy ending” that was omitted from future cuts, The Thing works better with a more ambiguous final note.

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The Bride!

Writer-director Maggie Gyllenhaal taps her The Lost Daughter star Jessie Buckley for The Bride!, the second classic literary adaptation from Warner Bros this season designed to turn heads. Though “Wuthering Heights” shares this monstrous reimagining’s penchant for titular punctuation, Gyllenhaal’s sophomore effort in the director’s chair is even more “extra” in its execution. As Frankenstein author Mary Shelley (played by Jessie Buckley) tells us at the outset, this story is also one of tortured romance but is dedicated to a tortuous framing conceit that sinks the whole movie. In monochromatic interludes, Shelley breaks the fourth wall and cackles as she teases unfinished business from her landmark novel. In this context, this tale isn’t a “reinvigoration” — to borrow a descriptor from the film — of 1935’s Bride Of Frankenstein but the feminist follow-up Shelley never got to write.

From beyond the grave, Shelley possesses Ida (also played by Buckley), a young harlot living in 1930s Chicago who makes herself available to mob associates like Clyde (John Magaro) before she takes a fatal fall down a flight of stairs. At the same time, the reanimated creature “Frank” (Christian Bale) beseeches mad scientist Dr. Euphronious (Annette Bening) for a female companion to ease the loneliness of his existence. They dig up Ida’s corpse and reanimate her in Euphronious’ laboratory but the memory of her past life is wiped out in the process, leaving Frank to fill in the gaps with fanciful untruths. His temper turns deadly towards a pair of agitators who attempt to assault his Bride and the couple heads east as fugitives, with Detective Jake Wiles (Peter Sarsgaard) and his assistant Myrna Malloy (Penélope Cruz) hot on their trail.

For a film that posits itself as a manifesto of female liberation, The Bride! can’t seem to decide what it’s trying to say with its titular protagonist. Buckley’s frenetic performance doesn’t help either, as her character periodically gets possessed by Shelley and spits out writerly rants in Queen’s English before reverting back to a Great Lakes dialect. I’ve no doubt she’s doing what Maggie Gyllenhaal had in mind but her volatile manner of acting doesn’t allow us a way into the interior life of this heroine. The story contrives scenarios wherein Ida can be heralded as an iconoclast but if one zooms out on the narrative, it’d be difficult to say she actually has much agency here. Frank’s actions and motivations guide the vast majority of their journey and his Bride is, literally and figuratively, along for the ride as they hit the road.

If this sounds very Bonnie And Clyde, it’s safe to assume The Bride! luxuriates in the comparison, as it gleefully forefronts its cinematic references whether in-period or anachronistic. Maggie Gyllenhaal recruits her brother Jake to play a song-and-dance star à la Fred Astaire that Frank idolizes on the silver screen. Frankly, I’ll take any opportunity to see the younger Gyllenhaal sibling croon and tap dance in fictitious black-and-white talkies with names like Heartbreak Holiday and The Dubious Detective. Astaire’s frequent cohort Ginger Rogers is name-checked and even used as an alias for a time, as Ida communes with Shelley about finding her true identity. There’s an odd Young Frankenstein musical tie-in and an even odder closing credit choice in song that doesn’t even sound like a good idea on paper but is much sillier in execution.

Buckley’s the favorite to win Best Actress this weekend and it’s hard not to see the influence that projects by two-time Oscar winner Emma Stone had on this movie. Poor Things was its own uninhibited riff on Bride Of Frankenstein but that film took the effort to put its regenerated heroine through a meaningful arc and made her tale of discovery unforgettable. The Bride! also revels in the female-fronted punk-lite provocation of Cruella, which itself borrowed heavily from the mythology recontextualization of Todd Phillips’s Joker. Perhaps it’s no surprise that Gyllenhaal called on that film’s cinematographer Lawrence Sher and composer Hildur Guðnadóttir to closely emulate that box office smash’s towering presentation. “Never was there a tale so fine as The Bride and her Frankenstein,” Shelley bellows at one point but on the basis of The Bride!, I can’t say I’m convinced.

Score – 2/5

New movies coming this weekend:
Coming to theaters is Reminders Of Him, a romantic drama starring Maika Monroe and Tyriq Withers, following a woman recently released from prison who attempts to reconnect with her young daughter and finds love while trying to escape her troubled past.
Also playing in theaters is Undertone, a supernatural horror movie starring Nina Kiri and Adam DiMarco, telling the story of a host of a popular paranormal podcast who becomes haunted by terrifying recordings mysteriously sent her way.
Streaming on Shudder is Bodycam, a horror film starring Jaime Callica and Sean Rogerson, in which two police officers attempt to cover up an accidental shooting after investigating a domestic dispute but find the cameras aren’t the only things watching them.

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Hoppers

Most pop culture geeks are familiar with the 20 Year Rule, a cyclical principle in which popular trends can enjoy rejuvenated relevance roughly 20 years after their initial emergence. It’s why mid-aughts nostalgia is everywhere now, from emo stalwarts helming major music festivals to sitcoms like Scrubs and Malcolm In The Middle getting rebooted. The latest Pixar film Hoppers is mired in a mid-2000s animal-crazy animated era, when box office beasts like Madagascar, Ice Age: The Meltdown and Open Season ran rampant. It’s a throwback to when all you needed was a bevy of fuzzy creatures to make families at the cineplex happy. But the standard is higher now, chiefly because of Pixar output like Ratatouille, WALL·E and Up from the later 2000s that raised the bar for all American animation.

The hero of Hoppers is Mabel Tanaka (voiced by Piper Curda), a peppy sophomore at Beaverton University whose love of nature stems from time spent as a kid with her grandmother by a tranquil glade nearby. Ever the activist, she frequently petitions against Mayor Jerry Generazzo (voiced by Jon Hamm) and his efforts to expand the town at the expense of the local forests and their inhabitants. Jerry’s latest plan involves demolishing the very glade Mabel loved as a child to make way for Beaverton Beltway but when Mabel goes to revisit it, she discovers a particular beaver is acting strangely. It turns out that it’s actually a beaver-appearing robot that Mabel’s biology professor Dr. Sam (voiced by Kathy Najimy) has zapped her consciousness into so she can study the habitat. Against Dr. Sam’s wishes, Mabel “hops” into the robotic animal to help the glade flourish with wildlife once again before it’s too late.

Marketing for Hoppers has leaned heavily into an interaction Mabel has with Dr. Sam when she first finds out about the body-swapping tech; “Guys, this is like Avatar!” Mabel gawks, while Dr. Sam protests, “This is nothing like Avatar!” Since Disney now owns 20th Century Fox, the exchange counts not only as a cross-promotional effort but a meta way to get ahead of the film’s flimsy and derivative premise. The storyline is most reminiscent of FernGully: The Last Rainforest (which Avatar incidentally cribbed from as well), Happy Feet and other environmentally-conscious animated efforts. Messages about corporate interests poisoning the natural world remain depressingly relevant, but there have already been so many kid’s films with those themes that you have to broach the subject with more nuance than what’s on display here.

A member of Pixar’s senior creative team since 2022, Daniel Chong has his first shot here at directing a full feature for the studio and developed the story with fellow Pixar mainstay Jesse Andrews. He recruits a talented comedic ensemble of Saturday Night Live alum like Bobby Moynihan, Melissa Villaseñor and Ego Nwodim to voice cute animals that reside in the woods. Meryl Streep and Dave Franco fill out the dramatic side as an insect mother and son duo that seek to use the “hopping” technology for revenge against constantly interloping humans. Their sinister plot gives way to a third act that’s surprisingly menacing for a Pixar movie but even the darker turns don’t fully make up for a story whose stakes are largely superficial up to that point.

Between a montage set to “Working For The Weekend” where fuzzy creatures rebuild a dam and lines like “flock around and find out!” from a goose character, Hoppers feels tossed-off and regressive for a studio that knows better. Even if you’re going to populate your movie with myriad woodland dwellers, you can still write them with a sophistication that makes them memorable in addition to being adorable. With the exception of Mabel, the human characters are similarly underwritten and mainly just relied on as props to keep the action moving. The nature animation, particularly of the beaver’s Superlodge community, is predictably awe-inspiring from an animation house that is second to none when it comes to crafting intricate digital worlds. But in terms of storytelling, Hoppers feels like a hop backward in time to an era when simply compiling “wacky” animated critters was enough to win the day.

Score – 2.5/5

More new movies coming this weekend:
Coming to theaters is The Bride!, a gothic crime movie starring Jessie Buckley and Christian Bale, in which a companion is created for a reanimated creature and the pair spark up romance, police interest and radical social change.
Also playing in theaters is Dolly, a horror film starring Fabianne Therese and Seann William Scott, involving a young woman who fights for survival after being abducted by a deranged, monster-like figure who wants to raise her as their child.
Streaming on Netflix is War Machine, a sci-fi action movie starring Alan Ritchson and Dennis Quaid, which follows the final recruits of a grueling special ops boot camp who encounter a deadly force from beyond this world.

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