The Monkey

Dying is easy but comedy is hard in The Monkey, Osgood Perkins’ morbid, but not particularly mordant, follow-up to last year’s outstanding serial killer thriller Longlegs. That film had such an icy solemness to it that even morsels of humor felt like a filling meal but the balance is simply off in the recipe Perkins serves up this time. Liberally adapted from the Stephen King short story of the same name, The Monkey hammers home a monotonous drum beat of gallows humor absent from the source material. The movie certainly doesn’t skimp on any of the gory details — rather, it revels in them — but it barely maintains an air of suspense in between the string of over-the-top death sequences. It’s a horror movie devoid of true scares and a comedy whose best gags were already given away in the superb red-band trailer.

The Monkey centers around the Shelburn family circa 1999, with pilot Petey (Adam Scott) deserting his wife Lois (Tatiana Maslany) and twin sons Hal & Bill (both played by Christian Convery) one day. When rifling through their dad’s left-behinds, the boys find a wind-up toy monkey that seems to cause a random person to die horribly every time its key is turned. After several ill-advised turns and subsequent drum rolls, Hal & Bill attempt to destroy, and eventually bury, the simian souvenir before it can do any more damage. 25 years later, Hal & Bill (both played as adults by Theo James) are estranged from one another but when their aunt Ida (Sarah Levy) dies near where they trapped the monkey, they must reckon with the malevolent force for good.

Much of The Monkey delights in what kind of violent scenarios this evil device can supernaturally conjure from seemingly innocuous circumstances, similarly to how Death works in the Final Destination series. While not all the killings are fashioned with Rube Goldberg-like synergy, some involve multiple elements conspiring together for sudden carnage, like the one in the gut-spinning prologue set in a pawn shop. Others are such comic overkill, as when 67 horses trample on top of a camper in a sleeping bag, that we’re not meant to be terrified by the circumstances as much as amused that such random tragedy could even take place. To this end, Osgood Perkins does come up with creative enough demises to make The Monkey almost work as a tongue-in-cheek splatter film.

But Perkins wants to have his blood-battered cake and eat it too and there’s not enough else here to keep one’s stomach full. Much of the drama hinges on the fraught relationship between Hal and his son Petey (played by Colin O’Brien) but their story isn’t nearly interesting enough to hold as the centerpiece of the plot. The acting between Theo James and O’Brien is stilted and unconvincing, even given that they’re playing two characters who aren’t on good terms with one another. There are well-known actors who only pop up for one scene each, while there are others lesser known who stick around for much longer but aren’t exactly a welcome addition. Heading up the movie’s best running joke, Nicco Del Rio hits the sweet spot as a beleaguered young priest tasked with leading increasingly bizarre funerals on behalf of the small town.

The inevitability of death is certainly a weighty central theme for a horror film to tackle but the issue is that The Monkey really doesn’t bother exploring it in an especially nuanced manner. “Everybody dies and that’s life,” Lois laments — the phrasing in the film’s official tagline is decidedly more colorful — but the sentiment isn’t really unpacked beyond that in the text. It’s more intriguing to infer what Osgood Perkins, whose parents both had tragically notable ends to their lives, feels about the chaotic cruelty of the universe assigning each person an inescapable demise. Now that Oz got The Monkey off his back, here’s hoping he can return to the staid supernatural scares that seem to better speak to his sensibilities as a storyteller.

Score – 2.5/5

New movies coming this weekend:
Playing in theaters is Last Breath, a survival thriller starring Woody Harrelson and Simu Liu, which tells the true story of seasoned deep-sea divers as they battle the raging elements to rescue their crew mate trapped hundreds of feet below the ocean’s surface.
Also coming to theaters is My Dead Friend Zoe, a dramedy starring Sonequa Martin-Green and Natalie Morales, about a female Afghanistan Army vet who comes head to head with her Vietnam vet grandfather at the family’s ancestral lake house.
Premiering on Netflix is Demon City, an action movie starring Tomu Ikuta and Masahiro Higashide, telling the story of an ex-hitman out for revenge after he’s framed for his family’s murder and left for dead by masked “demons” who have taken over the city.

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Captain America: Brave New World

The silver screen shield has officially been passed from Steve Rogers to Sam Wilson with Captain America: Brave New World, the first MCU movie with Anthony Mackie in the titular role. It’s been almost four years since the Disney+ miniseries The Falcon And The Winter Soldier, which set up the transition, and any inertia or excitement that show built up has largely been dissipated in the time since. It’s perhaps not a surprise, then, that this movie feels like it’s been pulled in a thousand different directions through its development and the result is about as inorganic an artistic endeavor as Marvel Studios has put in theaters thus far. Despite its subtitle, there’s very little “brave” or “new” about this film and whatever emerging “world” it’s ushering us into isn’t particularly enticing.

After stopping a sale of classified materials in Mexico, Captain America/Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie) is invited to the White House by newly-elected President Thaddeus Ross (Harrison Ford, replacing the late William Hurt in the role). He tells Sam he’d like to form a new group of Avengers but that plan is put on hold when an attempt is made on Ross’ life later that same evening. Despite Ross’ insistence that he wants his team, led by security advisor Ruth Bat-Seraph (Shira Haas), to investigate the assassination attempt, Sam goes poking around with the help of the new Falcon (Danny Ramirez). Their efforts put them in the crosshairs of the special ops team Serpent Society, led by the ruthless Sidewinder (Giancarlo Esposito), but their mission uncovers an even deeper conspiracy.

It’s a shame that Brave New World is such a mess of plot holes and logic gaps because Anthony Mackie steps up to the challenge dutifully and gives his best performance so far as Sam Wilson. One of the film’s many themes and throughlines is about the pressure of taking over the mantle of an iconic hero and the imposter syndrome that Wilson feels in the process. There’s a muted subtext about the added pressure that is placed on Black artists when they enter the spotlight that applies to both Wilson the character and Mackie the actor. He more than holds his own in his scenes with Harrison Ford but is even better building rapport with Danny Ramirez and Carl Lumbly, the latter of whom plays a superpowered war vet who is mistreated by the government. I wish the movie had more time for them as a trio.

Instead, director Julius Onah and his four credited co-screenwriters are busy dredging up storylines from subpar MCU outings like Eternals and The Incredible Hulk in addition to the already convoluted political thriller plotline. Like Thor: Ragnarok before it, not only has the marketing for Brave New World spoiled the inclusion of a Hulk character in the film but the ads have leaned into a Captain America vs. Red Hulk showdown as much as possible. It’s deflating that we’re already seen much of the climactic battle, especially when we realize the film doesn’t have much else to offer in terms of story or spectacle. Given that, my favorite action sequence involves Captain America and Falcon intercepting two rogue pilots as they fire missiles at a Japanese fleet, which deftly captures the exhilaration of aerial combat.

If you look at a film like Captain America: The First Avenger, which also has the titular hero squaring against a red baddie, it took the time to develop who Steve Rogers was before and after taking the super soldier serum. Captain America: Brave New World doesn’t have the same obligation to an origin story but ultimately, Sam Wilson feels secondary to the plot machinations. In other words, this doesn’t feel like a project that had Captain America at its center during its development. It’s more concerned with resolving loose ends that no one cares about and setting up prospects for future episodes, including one subplot that hints at a revision of X-Men’s Wolverine. The Marvel Cinematic Universe has produced worse films than Captain America: Brave New World but I can’t think of one more fragmented or scatterbrained.

Score – 2/5

New movies coming this weekend:
Coming to theaters is The Monkey, a horror comedy starring Theo James and Tatiana Maslany, about a pair of twin brothers who witness a string of horrifying deaths unfolding around them, seemingly at the hands of their father’s vintage toy monkey.
Also playing in theaters is The Unbreakable Boy, a drama based on a true story starring Zachary Levi and Meghann Fahy, telling the tale of a young boy with both a rare brittle-bone disease and autism, whose life-affirming world view that transforms everyone around him.
Streaming on Apple TV+ is The Gorge, a sci-fi action movie starring Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy, involving two elite snipers who are assigned a mysterious mission: to guard either side of a deep and impenetrable chasm, without knowing what actually lies beneath them.

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Notes on the 2025 Oscars

Best Picture

Netflix’s quest to win Best Picture continues as Emilia Pérez, their worst contender thus far, leads the pack with a baffling 13 nominations. Despite this, it hasn’t really been considered a frontrunner during awards season, with Anora and The Brutalist primarily jockeying for first with Conclave in the mix as well. Right now, Anora seems to have the momentum but Picture could end up being a surprise this year. Speaking of surprises, I was pleasantly surprised to see I’m Still Here and my personal 2024 favorite Nickel Boys make the cut here. Obviously I’d love if the latter took home the top trophy but with the exception of Emilia Pérez, these are all worthwhile nominees.

My Prediction: Anora
My Vote: Nickel Boys
Overlooked: A Different Man

Best Director

For the first time since 1998, all five nominees in the Best Director category are first-timers. This one is less of a toss-up, as Brady Corbet will almost certainly take home the gold for his work in constructing the towering and expansive The Brutalist. It’s not his first film but the jump in scale from Vox Lux is simply staggering and Academy voters will no doubt take notice how much he accomplished on such a limited budget. Coralie Fargeat’s nomination here is especially impressive, given that only 8 other women have been recognized in the category in the past and that the Oscars have historically ignored work in the horror genre.

My Prediction: Brady Corbet
My Vote: Coralie Fargeat
Overlooked: RaMell Ross – Nickel Boys

Best Actor

If Adrien Brody is playing a Holocaust survivor in a film that starts with “The” and ends in “ist”, then it’s time to give him that statue. Kidding aside, Brody is excellent as the enigmatic László Tóth at the center of The Brutalist and is clearly a crucial component to that film’s success. I slightly prefer Colman Domingo’s tender and impassioned work in Sing Sing and was glad to see him make the list of five here. 29-year-old Timothée Chalamet is the youngest two-time Best Actor nominee since James Dean in 1957; please drive safely, Timmy. Sebastian Stan does indeed do a very convincing Trump in The Apprentice, although I preferred his work in the more challenging and thematically complex A Different Man.

My Prediction: Adrien Brody
My Vote: Colman Domingo
Overlooked: Aaron Pierre – Rebel Ridge

Best Actress

This is the category that has likely drawn the most media attention of the major awards this season, most recently due to resurfaced Tweets from Karla Sofía Gascón that have since nuked her chances. Mikey Madison was an early favorite in this group but after securing a few key acting awards, Demi Moore seems to be the current frontrunner. Her performance in The Substance was my favorite from last year, so I’d be thrilled if she took home her first Oscar at the age of 62. For the first time since 1978, all of the Best Actress nominees’ films are also nominated for Best Picture, which, to me, speaks to the importance of their work within their respective films.

My Prediction: Demi Moore
My Vote: Demi Moore
Overlooked: Marianne Jean-Baptiste – Hard Truths

Best Supporting Actor

My Prediction: Kieran Culkin
My Vote: Jeremy Strong
Overlooked: Denzel Washington – Gladiator II

Best Supporting Actress

My Prediction: Zoe Saldaña
My Vote: Monica Barbaro
Overlooked: Joan Chen – Dìdi

Culkin is a dead lock for A Real Pain, likely the most secure of the four acting categories, and Saldaña seems like a safe bet in Supporting Actress, although Ariana Grande could pull an upset. Supporting Actor is especially strong this year, with Jeremy Strong’s work standing out to me the most, but one could make a compelling case for any of these five. Saldaña’s acting is easily the most salvageable aspect of Emilia Pérez and if that film has to win a major award, I’d rather it be here than anywhere else. Grande is obviously an enormously talented singer but given that she’s effectively doing a stellar impression what Kristin Chenoweth already did in Wicked on Broadway, I can’t select her as my top pick here.

Best Original Screenplay

My Prediction: Anora
My Vote: The Substance
Overlooked: His Three Daughters

Best Adapted Screenplay

My Prediction: Conclave
My Vote: Nickel Boys
Overlooked: The People’s Joker

Best Animated Feature Film

My Prediction: The Wild Robot
My Vote: Inside Out 2
Overlooked: Orion And The Dark

Best International Feature Film

My Prediction: I’m Still Here
My Vote: I’m Still Here
Overlooked: MadS

Best Documentary – Feature

My Prediction: No Other Land
My Vote: No Other Land
Overlooked: Daughters

Best Documentary – Short Subject

  • Death by Numbers
  • I Am Ready, Warden
  • Incident
  • Instruments Of A Beating Heart
  • The Only Girl In The Orchestra

My Prediction: I Am Ready, Warden
My Vote: —
Overlooked: —

Best Live Action Short Film

  • A Lien
  • Anuja
  • I’m Not A Robot
  • The Last Ranger
  • The Man Who Could Not Remain Silent

My Prediction: The Man Who Could Not Remain Silent
My Vote: —
Overlooked: —

Best Animated Short Film

  • Beautiful Men
  • In The Shadow Of The Cypress
  • Magic Candies
  • Wander To Wonder
  • Yuck!

My Prediction: Beautiful Men
My Vote: —
Overlooked: —

Best Production Design

My Prediction: Wicked
My Vote: Dune: Part Two
Overlooked: Hundreds Of Beavers

Best Cinematography

My Prediction: The Brutalist
My Vote: The Brutalist
Overlooked: Nickel Boys

Best Costume Design

My Prediction: Wicked
My Vote: Nosferatu
Overlooked: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

My Prediction: The Substance
My Vote: The Substance
Overlooked: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Best Original Score

My Prediction: The Brutalist
My Vote: The Brutalist
Overlooked: Challengers

Best Original Song

  • “El Mal” from Emilia Pérez
  • “The Journey” from The Six Triple Eight
  • “Like A Bird” from Sing Sing
  • “Mi Camino” from Emilia Pérez
  • “Never Too Late” from Elton John: Never Too Late

My Prediction: “El Mal”
My Vote: “Never Too Late”
Overlooked: “New Brain” from Smile 2

Best Sound

My Prediction: Dune: Part Two
My Vote: Dune: Part Two
Overlooked: Civil War

Best Film Editing

My Prediction: Conclave
My Vote: Anora
Overlooked: Dune: Part Two

Best Visual Effects

My Prediction: Dune: Part Two
My Vote: Dune: Part Two
Overlooked: Twisters

Enjoy the show!

Heart Eyes

Arriving just in time for Valentine’s Day, the romcom slasher Heart Eyes succeeds most by staying true to its unique combination of subgenres. It’s genuinely romantic, consistently funny and certainly has the gory coups de grâce one would expect from a straight-ahead serial killer horror movie. There are plenty of horror comedies, there are even several slashers set on Cupid’s favorite holiday, but this film is clever enough to carve out its own niche. Co-written by Christopher Landon, who’s shaken up the horror comedy genre with Freaky and the Happy Death Day series, this outing does poke fun at romantic comedy tropes but mainly wears its heart on its sleeve. All of director Josh Ruben’s features thus far, including Scare Me and Werewolves Within, have been horror comedies and good ones at that.

Opening with a botched proposal at a winery that turns into a gruesome double murder, Heart Eyes introduces us to its titular baddie, a masked murderer the news media has dubbed the Heart Eyes Killer. Every February 14th, the HEK terrorizes couples in a different metropolitan area and this year, Seattle is on their list. There, advertising designer Ally (Olivia Holt) produces a jewelry campaign that hits a sour note with her boss Crystal (Michaela Watkins), prompting the latter to hire freelancer Jay (Mason Gooding) to play clean up. Forced to work together on the most romantic night of the year, Ally and Jay meet for dinner to exchange ideas but their personalities clash immediately. HEK spots them leaving the restaurant and mistakes them for significant others celebrating, sending Ally and Jay’s night in a deadly new direction.

Like its central characters, Heart Eyes wrestles with the notion of what old-fashioned romance can look like in a tech-saturated world where a new date is just a touchscreen swipe away. Originally wanting a career in nursing but settling for advertising, Ally has always put her career first and often snuffs out flickers of romance before they can kindle. Jay, on the other hand, is more of a softie, falling in love fast and hard before really getting to know them first as a person. Their backgrounds put them in prime position to butt heads on their first “date”, Jay trying and failing to open Ally up with questions about her life in Seattle. Of course we’re seen this trope before — two opposite personalities getting off on the wrong foot but eventually warming to one another — but the actors sell it all the same.

As we know, romance movies live or die on the strength of the chemistry between the leads and Heart Eyes certainly has an excellent duo at the heart of its story. Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding both have experience in the slasher genre, the former in 2023’s Totally Killer and the latter in the past couple Scream entries. In between bouts of peril with the Heart Eyes Killer, Ally and Jay find themselves gradually falling for one another while running for their lives. Hiding in a van watching His Girl Friday at a drive-in theater, the two tenderly unpack how their respective upbringings informed their views on relationships and romance. We don’t just want these two to survive the night; we want them to thrive as an unlikely couple who got off on a rocky start.

Lest one think that Heart Eyes collapses under the weight of excessive mushiness, the movie delivers both in terms of killer wit and creative kills at the hands of the HEK. The late 90s country hit “Amazed” is utilized in an early scene that pokes fun both at the awfulness of Lonestar’s song and at how men sometimes opt for bottom shelf originality when it comes to romantic gestures. Ally’s best friend Monica, played by Gigi Zumbado, gets off quite a few zingers, as when she tells Ally “you look like a ‘before’ photo” before her meet-up with Jay. Elsewhere, two detectives, played by horror veterans Devon Sawa and Jordana Brewster, end up on the receiving end of an unexpected Fast & Furious homage. Slashers aren’t typically thought of as date night movies but Heart Eyes is a solid pick for couples looking for something to watch after a candlelit dinner this weekend.

Score – 3.5/5

New movies coming this weekend:
Coming only to theaters is Captain America: Brave New World, a Marvel movie starring Anthony Mackie and Harrison Ford, in which the titular superhero finds himself at the center of an international incident involving the newly-elected President Of The United States.
Also playing in theaters is Paddington In Peru, a family comedy starring Hugh Bonneville and Emily Mortimer, which finds Paddington returning to Peru to visit his beloved Aunt Lucy and a thrilling adventure ensues when a mystery plunges them into an unexpected journey.
Premiering on Peacock is Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, a romcom starring Renée Zellweger and Hugh Grant, about a widow and single mom whose dating life is thrown through a loop when she’s pursued by a younger man but also has feelings for her son’s science teacher.

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Companion

Billed as “a new kind of love story from the creators of Barbarian“, the tongue-in-cheek thriller Companion finds young couple Iris (Sophie Thatcher) and Josh (Jack Quaid) arriving at a lake house for the weekend. There they meet Josh’s catty friend Kat (Megan Suri), her boyfriend and owner of the house Sergey (Rupert Friend), along with a third couple in Patrick (Lukas Gage) and Eli (Harvey Guillén). After swapping meet-cute stories over dinner and dancing to Book Of Love, things seem to be off to a good start but the next day brings with it a shocking incident of fatal violence. As the group scrambles to reconcile with the horrific event, revelations are made about the relationships between the houseguests that affect how they move forward.

If you haven’t seen the full trailer for Companion and don’t know anything else about the film, you will almost certainly enjoy the movie more if you don’t know any more going into it. However, the marketing from Warner Bros. has already let audiences in on the Companion‘s biggest twist: that Iris isn’t human but is actually a lifelike companion robot. After that reveal, which occurs around the 20-minute mark, the pace of the movie increases considerably and centers around Iris trying to make sense of her new reality. When she discovers that her settings can be adjusted by an app on Josh’s phone, she swipes it and runs into the woods to see everything that her programming allows, with Josh and company close behind her.

In his debut as both writer and director for the same project, Drew Hancock peppers his “robot on the run” tale with biting commentary about how we as a society treat (and mistreat) artificial intelligence. Specifically, Hancock focuses on lonely young men who view women as objects to the degree that they’d rather fashion objects around to resemble women than adjust their viewpoint. More broadly, Companion also wrestles with the classic sci-fi conundrum of the kinds of rights that should be afforded to AI mechanisms, particularly when they behave more humanely than the humans around them. Despite these heady themes, the movie makes room for pithy one-liners, as when Josh stifles a smirk after remarking “I know this must be a lot to process” to Iris during their conversation about her identity.

Though the script has some fun surprises in addition to the central development, Companion suffers from uneven plotting that could’ve been ironed out with another pass or two through the screenplay. The film isn’t exactly a horror movie — at least in a traditional sense — but it suffers from the logic questions we come to expect from entries in the genre. It’s one thing to think “why doesn’t this character do this instead?” when everyone is human but when supposedly super-intelligent beings are in play, it seems fair to expect them to make smarter choices. There’s also a subplot surrounding a large sum of money that feels like it’s out of a different movie about criminals getting in over their heads. Without giving away much about the ending, once Iris comes into focus as the protagonist, it becomes apparent there’s really only one way this story can conclude.

With starring roles in chillers like The Boogeyman and last year’s Heretic, Sophie Thatcher gives her most fleshed-out performance yet as the movie’s titular counterpart. She imbues Iris with obsequious mannerisms that gradually morph into crafty calculations as her deference to Josh dissipates. Following up on a bongo-banging supporting turn in Oppenheimer, Jack Quaid carries over his easy charm here for something decidedly less laid-back and more desperately controlling. Lukas Gage had a small but not insignificant role in Smile 2 and he brings just the right level of camp here as his character evolves during the storyline. It’s not the best version of itself that it could be but as is, Companion is a cheeky companion to hard sci-fi like Ex Machina and Blade Runner that examines relationships between humans and robots.

Score – 3/5

New movies coming this weekend:
Opening in theaters is Heart Eyes, a romcom slasher starring Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding, following a pair of co-workers working late on Valentine’s Day, who are mistaken for a couple and sent running for their lives by the infamous Heart Eyes Killer.
Also playing only in theaters is Love Hurts, an action comedy starring Ke Huy Quan and Ariana DeBose, telling the story of a successful realtor whose past as a violent hitman comes back to haunt him when his former partner reveals that his brother is hunting him.
Streaming on Netflix is Kinda Pregnant, a comedy starring Amy Schumer and Jillian Bell, about a woman who becomes jealous of her friend’s pregnancy and begins to wear a false pregnant belly, a ruse that’s complicated after she meets the man of her dreams.

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